why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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