what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Get on your knees Ho

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Hahaha

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A whale's vagina

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