- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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