- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Scott Gomez

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

xavier stop

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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