- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Cripples are lame.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

The BCS

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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