- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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