- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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