An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Knock knock. Racism.

Poop swing

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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