What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wigan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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