What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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