What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Your grandma's cookies.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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You see how lame this is?

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Anti Joke

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