- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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