Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What did I do last night?work

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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