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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A handicapp walks into a bar

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

a man is running away

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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