Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Samraj.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Your grandma's cookies.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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