- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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