People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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im @ work, LOL.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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