What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Justin Beiber

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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