What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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WEED!

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How old are you? 20

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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