JUST KIDDING^

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Your biggest fan.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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