- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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