- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Butt poop.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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