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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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