Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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WNBA

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Mormons having fun.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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