Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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