Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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