- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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