- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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