What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Dylan is gay

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Loner.

Woman's rights

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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