- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

I told you it would happen

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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