Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A man makes a sandwich.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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