Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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