Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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donald................duck for president

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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