A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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tee hee

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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