- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Justin Bieber

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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