- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Woman's rights

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Dylan is gay

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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