Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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GADZOOKS!

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Neither does he.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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penus

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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