- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

roses are black violets are black im blind

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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