- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

children burning

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

PENIS

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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