What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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