- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Knock Knock Go Away

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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