What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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