why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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