Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Black people

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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