Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Dylan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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