- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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