- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Donald Trump.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Blake wilkeys hair style

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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