What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

No thank you, I don't like violence

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Your biggest fan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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