- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

This is not a joke

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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