your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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