- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

This is not a joke or is it

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

donald................duck for president

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

boobs.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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