- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Gingers.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Get in the car.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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