- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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