- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Do you like your life? No. OK.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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