- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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