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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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