JUST KIDDING^

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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jwe

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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