- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Butt poop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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