What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Anti Joke

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