How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Paper shield.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Apple juice.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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