- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Roses come in a variety of colors.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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