She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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