- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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