- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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