- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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