- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

poop nuff said

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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