Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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A whale's vagina

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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