- Anti Joke

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

you are a åsshole :)