Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Society.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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