What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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