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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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