- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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