A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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what sucks? things that suck

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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America

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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