Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

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