How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

knock knock Labrinth come in

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What's big and messy? A big mess

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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