- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

potatoes

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.