What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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