what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Justin Bieber.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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matty russel are you on here

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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